Highlights of this review:
- Six out of five stars if you name your main character after a penis wig.
- Find out how appealing your blood type is to vampires.
- Farting couches.
- How to overcome female premature ejaculation with ralphing.
- Hot surfer dudes.
If that doesn’t make you want to read on, you’re dead inside and should go and feel ashamed of yourself in a dark and preferably smelly corner.